
This was a bit of a landmark for us. It's just down the road from our hotel (Hanoi streets are a maze - you need a landmark). So, a big Catholic Church, perfect... you'd think. Adrienne and I thought so, until our first night of Beer Hoi. It seemed no matter where we went, we would get lost (we always found our way though - Adrienne usually knew at least the general direction) The tap had run dry, it was time to go back to the hotel, no way we're walking (actually i think we attempted to at first) we call a taxi, explain where we're going. He has no idea what we're talking about (an english speaker probably wouldn't have either) so he gets a translation and we're off, the 3 of us on his motorbike. Hmmm, things aren't looking formiliar - we don't remember being on this side of the tracks, nope we weren't looking for a dirty, deserted pier in a not-so-nice-looking neighbourhood at this time of night. Thing is, the driver HONESTLY thought that was where we wanted to go. I try telling him the same thing over and over again hoping he'll all of a sudden learn english and understand. No luck. Adrienne does a great attempt at Church bell sound effects and cross sign language. Definetly no luck, now he's starting to think we should just be dropped off at the pier. It's getting later, he wants more money. Then Adrienne suggests 'Maybe we could use the map in my back pocket that has the church clearly labeled on it' Uh, ya MAYBE. We'll blame it on beer hoi.
He still had to ask directions on the way back over the tracks.
posted by Shannon